Gabriel ‘Fluffy’ Iglesias
"AHHH!" First new car, you know? I go to show it off at my friend Martin's house. You thought it was nice. I pull up, like, "MARTEEEEEEEEEN!" He lives in the hood, I don't get out of the car. Across the street, there are these gang members, the kind of gang members that, they don't get into like shooting people and stuff like that, they just sit on the porch and talk a lot of smack. So I'm there in a Beetle and across the street, I hear this. I was like, "MARTEEEEEEN!" Over here, I hear, "Oralé!" say "Hey, what's up guys, hows it going?" "How did you get in there, esé?" "HURRY UP, MARTIN!" 2 months later, I go back to pick him up. Now, I've had some time to work on the car. I put some rims on it, some stickers on it, I put a chip in the motor that makes it go faster, right? I thought I was bad, right? So I pull up, tires screeching, and the motor reeving "MARTEEEEEN!" "Oralé!" Gabriel shakes his head, Uh-uh, I'm not turning around. "Hey!" Mmm-mm. "Hey!" I don't see you! "Yoo-hoo! "EH!" WHAT?! "Check it out, eh, it's the Fat and the Furious!"
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